The Ballad of Lilly Polyester, or “oh, D&D…”

What do you mean, it’s not Friday yet!?  And it’s only 3pm!?  Ugh… how do I make the day go by quicker?  I guess I’ll post this to waste a few precious minutes…

I guess it merits a small introduction… the first time I played D&D, I wanted to make it special.  A rogue type character was suggested (the sneaky, thieving type), and Halflings are very good at it.  I decided to make it extra special by being lawful-good, which, as a thief, is difficult to reconcile.  Naturally, her name is a take on Tolkein’s Rosie Cotton.  She also liked buying hats.  And was a narcoleptic.  Fun was had.  But anyway…

She needed a back story, I wanted to make it special, and I had never written a ballad before… so this happened.  Enjoy.  (May it brighten the last bits of Thursday, and maybe Friday.)

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